Drunken Holiday Goodness

Holy crap what a weekend... here's a brief run-down:

Friday night: drunk (30 pack w/ 3 friends in about an hour)
Saturday night: drunk and karaoke ($60 bar tab? Crap...)
Sunday: BBQ and drinking until 3 or 4 in the morning (with a food fight, boobs, girl vs. fire barrel, peeing on everything outdoors and many more incriminating activities)

Ah, good times. I'm pretty sure my liver is quite upset with me for partaking of such frivolous (and liver-damaging) activities. Don't fret little liver, I'm taking the month off; but you better be ready for October! 31 days! Halloween! Columbus Day!! My best friend's birthday!! Oh liver, you are in for a most unpleasant surprise... however I will be attempting to make you stronger in the coming weeks by eating better, doing some physical activity (besides walking to the fridge) and so on. I learned a nifty tid-bit about blood-alcohol concentration (BAC) this week: The less fat you have, the faster your body can process booze. Now I am determined to drop some fatty pounds (from where I don't know) and increase my manly muscles for the sake of drinking more! And for the ladies as well I suppose.
Ah, ladies... I won't touch this topic with a ten foot pole; at least not here.

Bring on October!!

virgin blogger

Hm... so this is blogging, eh? Nifty. Y'know, when I was young this was called a "diary" or "journal" and it was on "paper". Oh, how times change. I was getting bored with taking quizzes on facebook so I decided to start this up... what better way to while away the hours, right? True, I'd like to read some books but posting my thoughts on the interwebs seems much more productive. We'll see what happens... I'll get the hang of this sooner or later so it'll be interesting to read.